No Bots, Just Brand Muses
Perfect For: brands tired of guessing, ghosting, and influencer grid illusions. If you’re ready to work with creators who actually influence (and aren’t secretly buying followers), this one’s for you.
Finding the right influencer isn’t about follower count—it’s about real people with real pull. But between the fakes, flakes, and feeds full of #ad fatigue, it’s a mess out there. That’s why we created this service: to take the headache (and heartbreak) out of influencer marketing and hand you a list of handpicked humans who get your vibe and can actually sell it.
Package Options
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The Taste Test – $200
For dipping your toes in influencer waters without the drama
- 10 niche-relevant, pre-vetted influencers
- Delivered in a clean, editable Excel file with:
- Name, handle, bio
- Email + follower count
- Gender, age, location
- Platform link (IG/TikTok)
- Engagement & fake follower score
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The Soft Serve – $400
Perfect if you want warm intros without lifting a finger
- Everything in The Taste Test
- Personalized outreach to all 10 influencers
- Pitch templates we actually use (and that actually convert)
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The Full Course Collab – $600
For brands who want it all done for them, minus the stress-induced snacks
- Everything in The Soft Serve
- Full influencer briefing + coordination
- Campaign structure suggestions to make the most of the partnership
Want more than 10? Increase the quantity like you’re topping off your wine. Smart move.
What’s Included
- In-depth influencer research in your niche
- Vetted engagement (4%+ ratio required—no dead feeds allowed)
- Low fake follower percentage using proprietary tools
- Spreadsheet with full contact info, stats & brand fit notes
- Personalized email pitch templates
- Influencer coordination & brief (in Full Course Collab)
- Campaign guidance (Full Course Collab)
- 2 rounds of revisions
Why It Matters
- You’re not here for fake followers—you want actual influence
- We save you time, energy, and awkward conversations
- We know what makes influencers say yes—and how to keep things on-brand
- You’ll get a future-proof shortlist of muses to reuse again and again
- It’s strategic, not just pretty
What We Need From You
- Website & social handles
- Brand description and ideal audience
- Influencer preferences (industry, vibe, red flags to avoid)
- Campaign idea (if any)
- Any platforms you’re focused on (IG, TikTok, etc.)