Email Campaigns

Served Fresh, Delivered Hot

Perfect For: brands that prefer their emails like their hotel guests—well-dressed, charming, and always on schedule.

When you’ve got something important to say (a grand opening, a flash sale, a limited-time soufflé…), one email simply won’t do. You need a campaign that arrives with silver-plated strategy, perfect timing, and a touch of irresistible charm.

These email sequences are the marketing equivalent of a hotel concierge who knows exactly what you need—before you do.

Package Options

• The Room Key – $200
  A one-and-done charmer. Perfect for quick promos, restock alerts, or elegant announcements.
  
  • ⏳ Delivery in 5–7 business days
• The Turn-Down Service – $350
  A two-part sequence that sets the mood and leaves the light on. Great for pre-launch buzz and 48-hour sales.
  
  • ⏳ Delivery in 7–9 business days
• The Presidential Suite – $450
  The full three-course campaign: tease, intrigue, and delight. Ideal for launches, weekend promos, or sales with a story.
  
  • ⏳ Delivery in 7–10 business days

Want to go big? Add more emails by increasing the quantity, darling. We’re here for it.

Need more? Add another chapter by increasing the quantity—your inbox, your story.

What’s Included

• Copy for 1, 2, or 3 beautifully written campaign emails
• 4 magnetic subject lines per email (because first impressions matter)
• 4 clever preheaders to A/B test like a true strategist
• Pre-sliced visuals for image-based email upload
• HTML version available if you're feeling fancy
• Unlimited revisions (until it's perfect—or until we run out of tea, whichever comes first)
• A/B testing support for subject lines and headlines
• Free setup if you give us access to Mailchimp, Klaviyo, Flodesk, HubSpot, etc.
  

Why It Matters

• Email marketing delivers an average ROI of $42 for every $1 spent (source: DMA)
• Campaigns drive 2x the revenue of standard emails
• People need 3 to 5 brand touches before they buy—this covers that, and then some
• Still relying on one email to do all the work? That’s like sending one pigeon to win a war.

We don’t do pigeons. We do strategy, timing, and a touch of theatrical flair.

What We Need From You

• Website link
• Branding assets (logo, fonts, colors, etc.)
• Campaign idea or promo goal (a launch, a sale, a reveal—whatever’s cooking)
• Any preferred tone, keywords, or fun ideas you’d like us to include
• Access to your email platform (optional, for setup)
• Previous emails or inspo (if any)—if not, trust us to whip up something delicious