The Sales Machine You Forgot You Hired
Perfect For: business owners who don’t have time to chase carts, coddle cold leads, or write 27 follow-up emails while sipping lukewarm coffee.
Imagine this: your business is running, your emails are firing off like a well-oiled machine, and you’re not even online. That’s the magic of email automations—your silent money-making butler. Or, as we like to call it: the classy way to close sales while you're deep in a spa day or accidentally binging a show you swore you'd only “watch one episode of.”
Bonus? These flows are strategic, branded, and 100% not boring.
Package Options
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The Warm Welcome – $350
The 3-email sequence that turns strangers into semi-obsessed subscribers.
⏳ Delivered in 7–10 business days
Great for:
- Welcome Series
- Mini nurture campaigns
- Lead magnet follow-ups
- Recommended Sequence:
- “So glad you’re here” (welcome + brand intro)
- “Here’s how we make your life better” (value prop + benefits)
- “Ready to dive in?” (offer + soft CTA)
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The Conversion Feast – $500
The 5-email sequence that lures abandoned carts back like a true romantic thriller, or builds full-blown brand loyalty in just a few clicks.
⏳ Delivered in 10–14 business days
Great for:
- Abandoned Cart
- Post-Purchase Nurture
- Cross-Sell / Upsell
- Re-engagement campaigns
- Launch sequences
- Choose one goal and we’ll write the perfect arc.
Recommended Sequence Example (for Abandoned Cart):
- “Oops, did you forget something?”
- “Still thinking it over?” (+ benefits)
- “Here’s what others say” (testimonial/social proof)
- “Last call” (urgency + scarcity)
- “Okay, we saved it for you one more time” (gentle push + CTA)
And no, we don’t use guilt. Just charm.
What’s Included
- Copy for 3 or 5 automated emails
- 4 subject lines per email (because your inbox needs options)
- 4 preheaders per email (A/B testing made easy)
- Pre-sliced visual layouts, ready to upload as image-based emails
- HTML version available upon request (we’re fancy like that)
- Unlimited revisions (we will not rest until you’re obsessed)
- A/B testing support for subject lines and headers
- Free setup if you provide platform access (Klaviyo, Mailchimp, Flodesk, HubSpot—we’re fluent)
Why It Matters
- Email automations = up to 30% of your total revenue
- Average ROI? $36 for every $1 spent (no, that’s not a typo)
- It’s a “set it and scale it” kind of system
- Unlike ads, you own this list and content for life
- Automations never call in sick, ghost your leads, or write off-script
Basically, it's the smartest decision you’ll make this week. And yes, it works even if your dog’s the only one who opens your emails right now.
What We Need From You
- Website link
- Branding assets (logo, fonts, brand tone if any)
- Access to your email platform (optional but helpful)
- Any current emails you’ve written (if applicable)
- Direction or ideas for the sequence—or leave it to us, we love a blank page
- Your goal: what should this automation actually do?