Your Ideas. Our Words. One Devilishly Clever Piece.
Perfect For: brands, creatives, and daydreamers who have a clear idea—but need someone to write it like they moonlight as an Oscar-nominated screenwriter.
Maybe you have the concept. Maybe you have the message. But the right words? Not quite. That’s where we come in.
From brand manifestos and Kickstarter storytelling to heartfelt “About Us” sections or captivating campaign narratives—we take your vision and turn it into copy that hits every note: witty, polished, clear, and totally on-brand. No fluff. No AI monotony. Just clever, captivating writing that gets read (and remembered).
Package Options
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The Postcard – $200
750 words - Bite-sized brilliance, ideal for punchy bios, campaign stories, or personal brand intros.
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The Feature Piece – $220
1000 words - Your idea, dressed for the spotlight. Great for “About” pages, campaign launches, web intros, and longer brand storytelling.
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The Full-Length Featurette – $300
1500 words - When you’ve got a big story to tell—and need every word to pull its weight. Perfect for brand manifestos, storytelling campaigns, or multi-use evergreen content.
What’s Included
- 100% human-written, creativity-driven content
- SEO optimization (if applicable—short and long-tail keyword mix)
- 2 rounds of revisions included
- Google Doc delivery with easy review + feedback access
- Copy tailored to your tone of voice, style, and goals
- Punchy lines, polished flow, and just enough sparkle to make it memorable
- Absolutely no topic research—we bring the words, you bring the idea
Where Can You Use This?
- Your website’s “About” page (finally say something worth reading)
- Brand storytelling sections (because bullet points don’t build connection)
- Kickstarter, product launches, or campaign intros
- Social media bios, captions, or intro posts
- A welcome email that doesn’t sound like every other one
- Personal brand voice pieces (aka your “Why I Started This” moment)
- Scripts for reels, explainer videos, or landing page intros
Basically—anywhere you want people to feel something and take you seriously (but still like you).
Why It Matters
- 64% of consumers say shared values are the #1 reason they connect with a brand
- Great writing makes your message feel personal—even when it’s strategic
- Personality-led storytelling increases brand loyalty and recall
- It saves you from typing, deleting, and retyping the same sentence 14 times
What We Need From You
- A clear topic or prompt (you provide the idea—we’ll make it shine)
- Tone of voice (or give us a vibe: fun? elegant? heartfelt with a twist?)
- Any references, notes, or past writing we should keep in mind
- Specific goals (What’s this for? What do you want people to think, feel, or do?)
We’ll take it from there—and hand you back something that sounds exactly like you… but if you had a personal writer who drinks oat milk lattes and thinks in metaphors.